all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
*log cabin in the woods
I’m so lost in life right now man LOL
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
I thought it meant that the people would intentionally put like bleach in the food if they didn’t like you, so thats why I was always nice to the workers. haha
I’m pretty sure I have a tumblr addiction haha
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!